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Just When You Think Things Can’t Get Much Worse, Here Comes ‘Christian Witchcraft’ And ‘Divine Magick’

By Geoffrey Grider Despite biblical warnings against the practice of witchcraft, the Rev. Valerie Love, who describes herself as a practicing Christian witch and an ordained minister of spiritual consciousness, is insisting that there is nothing wrong with Christians being witches and has recently launched a school to help Christians tap into magic. Make no mistake about…

China Plans to Launch an ‘Artificial Moon’ In 2020 That Will Be 8 Times Brighter Than The Actual Moon

By Geoffrey Grider The night skies might soon have company: Chinese scientists are planning to launch an artificial moon into orbit by 2020 to illuminate city streets after dark. As if the Flat Earth Society didn’t already have enough to worry about, along comes China preparing to launch a giant artificial moon to light up the night…

Global Biohackers Have Made Human Implantable Microchips The Fastest-Growing Industry In The World

By Geoffrey Grider “The question isn’t ‘Do you have a microchip?’  ” Kramer says. “It’s more like, ‘How many?’ We’ve entered the mainstream.” When NTEB first started back in 2009, we would occasionally do a story on human implantable microchips and their relationship to the coming Mark of the Beast as prophesied in the Bible. I…

Democrats Beg Hillary To ‘Go Away’ As Clintons Prepare To Launch Cringeworthy 13-City Live Nation ‘Speaking Tour’

By Geoffrey Grider We’re three weeks out from the 2018 midterm election, and Hillary Clinton is popping up again like a Halloween ghoul who keeps rising from the grave to terrorize the American public; only this time accompanied by the increasingly #MeToo uber-villain, Bubba. In over 6,000 articles since 2009, I don’t think we have…

Burger King Launches Demonic ‘Nightmare King’ Whopper Scientifically Proven To Increase Your Terrifying Dreams By 350 Percent

By Geoffrey Grider The fast food giant is launching a green-bun sandwich for Halloween that the company claims has been scientifically proven to cause nightmares. Hopefully the forest-hued bread won’t also haunt customers the way Burger King’s previous Halloween tinted buns did. Halloween has long been associated with Satan and the hellish underworld, but in…

Democrats Silent As Hate Preacher Louis Farrakhan Gets Standing Ovation For Blistering Attack On The Jews Calling Them ‘Termites’

By Geoffrey Grider Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan addressed a gathering in Detroit on Sunday to mark the 23rd anniversary of the Million Man March, and used it as a platform to launch yet another attack on Jews, calling them “termites.” Democrats love to call out Donald Trump and put him under the microscope…

Liberal Media Doing Complete Blackout On Abortion Serial Killer Movie ‘Gosnell’ In Hopes No One Will Watch It

By Geoffrey Grider Yesterday, ‘Gosnell: The Trial of America’s Greatest Serial Killer’ was released in movie theatres around the country. A movie that the mainstream Liberal media desperately does not want you to watch. Go see it anyway. Back in 2013, we reported to you the horrific and stomach-churning story of abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell.…