Marco Rubio comes back from the dead to help Cruz despite vowing to retire

Little Marco Rubio comes back from the land of the forgotten dead in an attempt to help lyin’ cheatin’ Ted Cruz in Arkansas! Shortly after Rubio lost Florida to Trump, he dropped out and said that he will quit politics and live a normal civilian life but now the two pro-illegal immigrants amnesty Cuban senators are joining the forces of Mordor once again, high fiving behind Trump’s back just like they did during the debates, making Fidel Castro really proud of himself and of Cuba in general. Seems like the Americans just can’t pick an American as president anymore,

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